I rant, therefore I am

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Blake gave Selena a nudge "Remember what I taught you, itsy-bitsy-babe

The Antichrist . . . will be the embodiment of evil, and will have great power to deceive those who choose to follow him.

Will you, then, never grow weary of being unjust?

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.

Curiosity does, no less than devotion, pilgrims make.

I get lots of awards for being mentally ill. Apparently, I am better at being mentally ill than almost anything else I've ever done. Seriously - I have a shelf of awards for being bipolar.

I've always loved writing.

You must photograph where you are involved; where you are overwhelmed by what you see before you.

Exercise is the single best thing you can do for your brain in terms of mood, memory, and learning.

The second childhood of a saint is the early infancy of a happy immortality, as we believe.