I rarely end up where I was intending to go, but often I end up somewhere I needed to be.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Unlike the world that points out your flaws to ridicule you, when GOD point out your flaws, it's because He want to walk you out of it.

Hug your customers but also offer handshake to your competitors.

Hatred can't erase love memories.You need to focus on anything else.

I didn't care about goals or expectations any more, I was just determined to race my heart out.

Humour is a big part of our lives as well as our music. Making it fun is the most important thing.

Quarrels never could last long, if on one side only lay the wrong.

I take work very seriously and telling the truth in my job and professionalism.

It's time to restore honor and dignity to the White House.

I'm a tek addict myself. No matter where you are, people are looking for something to tear them away from reality, challenge their state of mind.

I believe the world grows near its end, yet is neither old nor decayed, nor will ever perish upon the ruins of its own principles.