I read "Remembrance of Things Past" in the original French. I never start the day without reading me some [Marcel] Proust.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

If you can read this, then you have enough to be thankful for, because if you are still alive, you surely have a shot at making your dreams come true.

I loved the kiss. That's why I smiled at you. I loved it. I was embarrassed by how much I loved it. (Troy Summer)

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

I'm a total water-baby. I've seen some pristine beaches, from Greece to Goa.

In the future, I'd like to make jewelry and sell it under my own name. But right now, I've got enough on my plate!

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

My favorite thing that God gives is grace. It is without performance, free in Christ.

Middle class Labour leaders are recaptured by the establishment when they die.

I think if you don't say something it's lying by omission. I personally think it's immoral.

Pleasantly, between the pelting showers, the sunshine gushes down.