I realise people exist who don't read. But it's like I knew there were people who didn't breathe or eat: I can't imagine a life like that.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

God's love for his people is so great that it turns God against himself, his love against his justice.

it's doesn't matter how long you spend the time writing words, the only thing that matter, is for how long your words will have an influence on their reader .

Kanan thumped his chest. “I’m a man with a mission.”“You’re an oaf with a delusion.

Air is no less heavy because we do not detect its weight.

Time for the world to end.

The movement for the environment really only started in the mid 1970's.

Curiosity is not a sin.... But we should exercise caution with our curiosity... yes, indeed.

We live in such a sheltered environment in the United States. I've been fortunate enough to have traveled all over the world, and I've seen things you only read about and see on the news.

Never try to make Americans or foreigners feel at home - had they wished to feel at home, they would have remained in their own county.

Comedy works in fashion cycles, in a way. And sometimes, studios will imitate those cycles a little too much.