I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Forget yourself. Live for others. You will find your bliss.

My hand does the work and I dont have to think; in fact, were I to think, it would stop the flow. Its like a dam in the brain that bursts.

One does not inhabit a country; one inhabits a language. That is our country, our fatherland - and no other.

If you're over stressed it's because you're under asked.

And usually [the philosopher] philosophizes either in order to resign himself to life, or to seek some finality in it, or to distract himself and forget his griefs, or for pastime and amusement.

The mind is a real dangerous neighborhood to travel by ourselves.

That's the moment of enlightenment. That is the moment that you become for the first time an unconditioned, sane, really free human being.

I may not have proved a great explorer, but we have done the greatest march ever made and come very near to great success.

Every one is special. Especially after the disappointment of last year, losing out on the last day, it is a great achievement by the lads.

Audiences are audiences.