I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

It’s almost funny, in a tragic way, that the fiery thing at the center of my universe did die and that I, a girl whose name is synonymous with summer, am expected to live without it.

But being on location and shooting, whether its in Puerto Rico or Atlanta, it always reminds me of how really cool my job can be. Interacting with the fans is one of the best parts of it.

Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters. Nothing.

The startings and arrivals of the cars are now the epochs in the village day.

I would try doing a dish 30 different ways.

Happiness can be just as contagious as misery.

Love is always changing and unless we stay aware and change with it, it eludes us.

Pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday / And I get on my knees and pray.

I mostly drive around in a Fiat 500 TwinAir, and that's a pretty small car!

War like any other racket, pays high dividends to the very few. The cost of operations is always transferred to the people who do not profit.