I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty.

It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.

I don't expect anybody to know who I am.

My worst day is still a really good day. I complain, but I catch myself and count my blessings. I am truly blessed.

Improv as an actor makes you present in the moment. You listen, you're attentive. You're not acting so much as reacting, which is what you're doing in life all the time.

Thank God there is a such thing as hiatus. We got the first 'Dr. Horrible' done in six days, we banged it out.

I like to say there's certain things you can't take back: One of them is 'I love you,' and one of them is bullets.

Do something today you've been afraid to do. A decision based on fear is the wrong decision.

What turned me on to comedy was - well, first of all, I like being able to laugh, I like people who can make me laugh.

I think I've been really good at surrounding myself with really talented people. I've picked the right coattails to ride on.

I slowly came to realize that this job of being an actor, you spend most of your time looking for work. That is your job. Your job is auditioning. You spend very little of your time actually working.

You're not only the spotlight in which you perform, but the shadows where you practice.

It's good to shock. It's not good to always be careful. It's good to disturb a little.

People always complain about their memories, never about their minds.

If [drugs] didn't exist, our government would have to invent them, the better to enact laws aimed at keeping the citizens "sinless and obedient."

It's the pleasure of picking up the brush and seeing what happens.

I try to not focus on what people expect from me.

I'm not against anybody having gone [to Donald Trump's inauguration], but, for me, it was not the right place to be.

He who asks with timidity invites a refusal.

It's a lot easier having a girlfriend in a band than if you were going out with someone that lived in London.

The most important consideration I have is I want my legislative shop to have a functional office suite that is conducive to getting their work accomplished.