I realized early I can manipulate the ceiling in the middle class. The allure becomes how far I can make the ceiling rise.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

Then, without postponing anything, build a structure that will allow you to transform this vision into reality

...Except when I was alone. I'd hate myself. It's how we feel about ourselves when we're alone that must guide our decisions.

Two men look out the same prison bars one sees mud and the other stars.

What scientists are attached to is journeys into the unknown and discovering things that are completely unexpected and baffling and surprising.

We need to remember that politics is all about people, not programs. We shouldn't want to take the humanness out of the political arena.

You have crossbows: Shoot early; shoot often.

As a viewer, the minute I start getting confused, I check out of the movie. Emotionally, I'm severed.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. The one thing in the world, of value, is the active soul.

LIFE + DESIRE = MAN; LIFE - DESIRE = GOD.

Persistent distrust is the flame of deceit. Be as good as your word or be singed by the heat.