I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and they won't divulge your secrets.

To die is nothing, but to live with purpose and integrity, that's something

Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head!

I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie

The Kingdom of God is an earthly experience which manifests in an unearthly manner.

Do you plan on marrying Charles?”She shook her head.“Good. I wouldn’t want to shoot him, but I would."... Finding Promise

So long, Lee. Give our regards to the Kaiser. And tell him there's a few boys on 58th Street who'll throw a party for him if he'll drop around.

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.

The love of power comes from a lack of the most important power, that of living a life of eternity with every creature.

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

I think that audio and video over the internet in the sense of teleconferencing and telephone calls. Maybe we'll actually have picture phone through your work station.

I choose life. I choose to eat, for I yearn for something more.

The Devil...clutched hold of the miserable young man...and flew off with him through the ceiling, since which time nothing has been heard of him.