I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create a good one for myself.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

In a way, I was incrediibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).

I'm not naturally manipulative.

I am blessed and honored with the opportunity I have to come play for the San Diego Chargers now.

Between work and your kids and your spouse or whatever situation you have in your life. I think balancing all of that seems to be a huge situation.

The unlocking of the kundalini, which occurs by meditating on the first, second and third chakras, is the entrance into the planes of power.

This organization is created to prevent you from going to hell. It isn't created to take you to heaven.

I didn't know many classes where I could try and relate the thing that I really loved and wanted to do into an intellectual idea.

Economics is a social science, not a physical science.

Unfortunately, once an economy is geared to expansion, the means rapidly turn into an end and "the going becomes the goal."

when you start to bore yourself and others, that's when you begin to get old.