I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

Man with goatee. Man who looked like a Beatle. All the Beatles at once. Woman wearing newspaper hat. I'd grown used to how weird New Yorkers were, and I could fit them into types.

A culture of honor is celebrating who a person is without stumbling over who they're not.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Wife-Mother-Actress-Author The world will remember.

The short-cut to popularity is to lend everyone your ears, instead of giving them your tongue

O be wise, what can I say more?

It is hard to think of another composer who so perfectly marries form and passion.

I didn't have time to be anyone's muse... I was too busy rebelling against my family and learning to be an artist.

There are lots of stories about how philosophy begins. Some people claim it begins in wonder; some people claim it begins in worry. I claim it begins in disappointment.

Poverty and wealth inequality are a form of instability into the future.