I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Education entails the development of body and mind towards getting whatever you want without violating the rights of others.

Falling in love happens so suddenly that it seems, all at once, that you have always been in love.

Do you want a level of income to fit your lifestyle or a lifestyle to fit your income level?

I always believe that it's better to be idealistic in love than be that cynic. That's the only way to survive a relationship.

I've still got a small fitness and conditioning business where I travel round the world doing stuff for individuals and corporations, mainly fitness training.

As your life goes on you should gain a deeper understanding of the world and the people moving through it; but that might be asking too much.

He who has no inclination to learn more will be very apt to think that he knows enough.

Only If there is devotion to knowledge, the 21st century will become India's century and the foundation of that will be laid by the 'Vanche Gujarat' movement.

It is blessedness for yourself and others if you are happy.

I developed several comedy phone calls.