I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?

Chill out, relax and have an open mind.

Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?

Sometime I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader.

I don't believe in coincidences.

What I do is create an aura of mystery.

I wonder if Chupacabras are... baby Mothmen?

Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens.

We need a government that does not give in to a globalist agenda, an agenda I am now convinced seeks to bring American as a sovereign nation and the middle class to their knees.

You do something annual every year, don't you?

I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.

As for women who were pretty, intelligent, strikingly sensual, the daughters of rich families—they would only have served to disrupt my carefully ordered existence

I trust Winsor and Newton and I paint directly upon it.

I think that the people who really accomplish things in this world have to have a little bit of crazy in them.

Going back to high school and college, I believed I would be involved in public service. I literally could not conceptualize anything else.

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Cardboard is another material that's ubiquitous and everybody hates, yet when I made furniture with it everybody loved it.

When we're in the water, we're not in this world.

Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

Under my plan, 85 percent of America will pay no tax or have a flat tax at our lowest rate of 15 percent.

I actually think it's a good thing that men also have the option to take leave. 'Cause sometimes women are breadwinners in the family.