I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Men come together in cities in order to live: they remain together in order to live the good life

We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths.

What must that be like? To be admired before you’ve even said a word, to be desired two or three hundred times a day by people who have absolutely no idea what you’re like?

The best you'll ever do is to understand yourself, know what it is that you want, and not let the cattle stand in your way.

This is the reason why our Theology is certain: because it seizes us from ourselves and places us outside ourselves.

A garden really lives only insofar as it is an expression of faith, the embodiment of a hope and a song of praise.

Real Revolution Starts At Learning, If You're Not Angry, Then You Are Not Paying Attention.

the conch exploded into a thousand white fragments and ceased to exist.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.