I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

You are an aperture through which the universe is looking at and exploring itself.

I’ve done things I’m not proud of and I’m trying really hard to make up for those things by being a decent guy. And decent guys don’t act the way I’ve been acting around you, so I’m going to stop.

The first kiss is the deepest.""The last breath is the hardest.

In essence the renaissance is simply the green end of one of civilization's hardest winters.

The market does not know you exist. You can do nothing to influence it. You can only control your behavior.

The physical language of the body is so much more powerful than words.

I never, in any city I've ever been in, never remember the names of streets. The longest place I ever lived in was for five years and I didn't know the name of the next street over.

I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.

Sexuality is a private matter; some believe that broadcasting it destroys the very things that make it sacred.

But he had been in love once, that he knew. Once and only once, and a long time ago. And it had changed him forever. Perfect love did that to a person and this had been perfect.