I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that'd be.

Remember that just because you hit bottom doesn't mean you have to stay there.

Listen, smile, agree, then do whatever you were going to do anyway.

People never change because they are under threat or under duress. Never. They change because they see something that makes their life seem valuable enough to start moving toward a life worth living.

People rise out of the ashes because, at some point, they are invested with a belief in the possibility of triumph over seemingly impossible odds.

I don't need an Iron Man suit. I'm already a weapon of mass seduction.

I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

I think that we all do heroic things, but hero is not a noun, it's a verb.

I just think it's good to be confident. If I'm not on my team why should anybody else be?

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.

The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education.

Love is a power which produces love.

Through my optimism I naturally prefer and capture the beauty in life.

I have never been disabled in my dreams.

Whenever I ravel I seek the benefits of this great profession of chiropractic

We cannot excuse the fact that he [Donald Trump] is running for president. He's a frontrunner.

If you want to convey fact, this can only ever be done through a form of distortion. You must distort to transform what is called appearance into image.

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

I don't even know Amanda Seyfried or whatever - they're all the same!

Among the millions of nerve cells that clothe parts of the brain there runs a thread. It is the thread of time, the thread that has run through each succeeding wakeful hour of the individual.