I really kind of pride myself on figuring stuff out pretty quickly but I couldn't, couldn't. I just had no idea.

I am a creature of habit.

There are no regrets in life, just lessons.

I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special.

I feel sexy in my jeans and wearing my boyfriend's T-shirt.

My dad became a soap opera actor, and I was an extra in a skating rink scene on the soap. I didn't audition. It was nepotism all the way.

People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy.

I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.

Marriage brings up all the things I pushed to the back burner - the fears, the mistrust, the doubts, the insecurities. It's like opening Pandora's box.

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kinda falls into place.

Disasters work like alarm clocks to the world, hence God allows them. They are shouting, 'Wake up! Love! Pray!

We each begin in innocence. We all become guilty.

Miracles sometimes occur but one has to work terribly hard for them.

No wonder we keep testing positive in their bicycle races. Everyone looks like they're full of testosterone when they're surrounded by Frenchmen.

If you aren’t really careful, 'The Good Enough' can become the enemy of 'The Best.'

Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about any.

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.

When a man becomes old, his greed becomes young: sleep grows heavy at the time of morning.

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.

Trying too hard to follow every trend. You want to look fashionable and put-together, not like you hit every sale rack this season.