I really learned how to improvise at the Groundlings.It's something I've always loved to do. For some reason it feels more honest at times.

If somebody has a question, they only have to ask one of us because we share a brain. We seriously have never said something different than the other one.

I actually bedazzled when I was younger. I totally did that to my jeans.

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women.

It's exciting to do something you're writing. And it's also a lot easier to memorize because you wrote it.

I think the hardest part of writing anything is getting exposition out easily, without hitting people over the head with it.

Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies.

My goal is to always play interesting and very odd women.

People may think I'm wildly obnoxious.

Thought leadership is when a leader's thoughts are being used by leaders to lead others.

I'm with a man who's evolved enough to look at my body and see it as more beautiful because of the journey it has taken.

The law of nature instructs most animals to cherish and educate their infant progeny. The law of reason inculcates to the human species the returns of filial piety.

My mom always wanted me be a ballerina, and I was just adamant that I wanted to be a track star. I wanted nothing to do with ballet.

I will keep on hurdling and keep on hustling.

There are reasons, increasing in number and quality, to believe that the masses of ordinary galaxies may have been underestimated by a factor of 10 or more.

We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.

It’s really over, isn’t it?” He laughed and pulled me into his lap. “That’s the beauty of it all. Nothing’s over. It’s just a new start.

Comming from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Before anything can be reasoned upon to a conclusion, certain facts, principles, or data, to reason from, must be established, admitted, or denied.