I really like 'Batman.' Not the TV show, but the dark 'Batman.'

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Man's search for meaning is the primary motivation in his life and not a "secondary rationalization" of instinctual drives.

...wanting what you could not have led to misery and madness.

We need rules when we are young but once they are instilled we can have sensible leeway

I definitely want to start a family, but that will happen when it's supposed to.

Everything is as good or bad as our opinion makes it.

Never trust a man who can dance.

I've got such a disgusting, wide, smug grin on my face all the time that my friends just want to slap me. I've never been so happy.

Our goal is not so much the imparting of knowledge as the unveiling and developing of spiritual energy.

In developing teams, I don't believe in rules. I believe in standards. Rules don't promote teamwork, standards do

A change imposed is a change opposed.