I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

I love the idea of 'the one' but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.

Real greatness does not reside inside those who feel large. The truly wise are meek.

If we can prevent just one marriage from disintegrating--or just one child from suffering the loss of a family--our effort will be justified.

You need to remember, he told her, that you don't have another life in the bank. You got to make the most of the one you're living right now. - Old Man Crow

The word “brand” has now taken an individualized and highly personalized shift toward how you are perceived in the minds of others.

I think the '70s are always inspiring to me. I was born then, so I have a lot of memories about how my parents were and what kinds of movies I was watching.

Sometimes I just think we're not meant to fly halfway around the world in a day. That some kind of mutation is going to happen.

I love jokes, but God, jokes can go so wrong. I have stayed up many nights thinking, "F**k. I can't believe I made that silly little joke. That was a disaster."

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

Rudy Giuliani also be mentioned as a possible Attorney General. Is it fair to say that he would like to serve President Trump?

Big women do themselves a disservice when they attempt to become the Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin are bad enough, all that running around and sweating, somehow believing it means anything).