I really love 'Dexter.' I'd like to be on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' or 'Breaking Bad'.

I do believe that one way to have a destiny is to choose one.

As a society, I think older women are marginalized, but I think that has changed so much in the last twenty years.

We live in a world where action is what counts.

When you're a regular on your show, that's your family. When people come in and out, it doesn't mean that you don't embrace them, but they have to leave.

The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail.

Stop now and always wonder. Press forward and tap the wonder.

For 15 years, I've been playing the same character - which is myself - and I'm bored with 'myself'.

Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody.

If I had a thousand pounds, China should have it. If I had a thousand lives, China should have them. No! Not China, but Christ. Can we do too much for Him?

Life is too short to read a bad book.

I've had my heart broken, and it's not fun. But I'd rather have my heart broken than break someone else's heart.

The Customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is an a**hole. That's the first rule of retail.

My cartoons appear in newspapers, which are full of words, but there's something about having it in this little box that confounds people's expectations.

The future is bright at Ohio State.