I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.

There are thousands of languages around the world, but love is the most beautiful of them all.

The chains that break you, are the chains that make you. And the chains that make you, are the chains you break.

I got through yesterday, I'll get through today.

Just as the birds of the air are fed, we'll continue to be fed.

Our Muslim friends must learn from previous waves of immigration.

The elderly are useless eaters.

If heaven gives me ten more years, or an extension of even five years, I shall surely become a true artist.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

When the Scripture speaks, God speaks

When someone tells you the fundamentals you think that everything's going to come out and be amazing.