I really loved the idea of playing opposite Marlon Brando and being the crazy one.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

My success has nothing to do with opportunities or luck

I think comedy is a good way to help people change their minds. I think that if you're laughing and getting a message across, it's a lot easier than when somebody is screaming in your face.

It's early in the morning and your competition is still sleeping.

Keep away from the fire!

Fear is not life-giving enough to sustain itself. We can move in the direction of fear only so long before it brings us to our knees, or to our end.

There's a lot of people in the world that would love to trade places with American citizens, and we are very fortunate to be here.

Only I discern Infinite passion, and the pain Of finite hearts that yearn.

There is something therapeutic about doing for others that lifts a person out of the rut of self-thought.

If a young man at the age of twenty-three can write a symphony like that, in five years he will be ready to commit murder.