I really, really need some help and advice. I'm scared... I'm scared of my own home, of my own daughter!

You know what, Michael? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship of loathing.

Greatness is the quality of time converted into production or value

Just a thought for all you God-fearin', gun-lovin', Bible-thumpin' 2nd Amendment patriots. If it turns out Heaven's a gun-free zone, what's plan B???

A miracle... my biggest accomplishment is my marriage so far. Because it's hard, everyone knows it's hard.

The universe does not work by our rules

I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian.

I think when somebody's out in the public eye, that's what they do. So I'm fully comfortable with who I am, what I stand for, and what I've always stood for.

Victory passes back and forth between men.

The stories we love best do live in us forever.

In Istanbul I met a man who said he knew beyond a doubt that God was a cat. I asked why he was so sure, and the man said, "When I pray to him, he ignores me."

Human beings will find a balanced situation when they do good things not because God says it, but because they feel like doing them.