I really should talk to him. He's had a near-death experience!”"We all have. It's called living."(Hogfather)

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

Failure is not an end, if you have it then don't burry it, let them inspires you with a new beginning.

Tall oaks from little acorns grow.

I have the feeling that this Moscow Pact will at some time or other exact vengeance upon National Socialism.

Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always do.

Mankind in the gross is a gaping monster, that loves to be deceived and has seldom been disappointed.

Dream study impacts culture. We are put in touch with the inner poet who dreams. We hear our inner, subjective response to the outer world. That helps spiritualize our lives.

I always treat each take as a rehearsal for the next take. That way you can find stuff and keep adding and playing until they tell me to stop

You have to let the people vote when it comes to a new constitution.

Stopping is a spiritual art. It is the refuge where we drink life in.