I really worked at becoming more assertive, and now none of my friends talk to me.

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.

Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.

No matter how successful I become as a playwright, my mother would be thrilled to hear me tell her that I'd just lost twenty pounds, gotten married and become a lawyer.

The signature of a truly enviable woman is the tenacity and continuity of her women friends.

I'm not going to throw my imagination away. I refuse to lie down to expectation. If I can just hold out till I'm thirty, I'll be incredible.

As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole.

No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone.

anyone who writes plays is unbelievably persistent, because there isn't a need in the world for plays. Somehow you internally have to feel a need to write a play.

The struggle to be considered a grown-up begins, I believe, shortly after birth.

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without your even asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

Blackhole doesn't crush those things in the vicinity.It miniaturises everything in different laws of physics.

On Christmas morning, Rebecca lost her moral virginity, her sense of humor - and her two best friends. But, other than that, it was a hell of a holiday.

Donald Trump you're never going to be president of the United States by insulting your way to the presidency.

The danger is different from the fear. ... [practice] what to do if things go wrong, as well as right.

Eternity is a ham and two people.

You keep on going until you get it as close to being right as the time and patience of others will allow.

Do not go to the bottom of things, or you will go to the bottom yourself.

During a movie, chemistry is so important, and yet they just assume actors can fake their way through it. That doesn't always work.

I just have to come back tomorrow and try again, ... I have to look at the ball and keep swinging.

Experience is knowing a lot of things you shouldnt do.