I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

There are two kinds of people one can call reasonable: those who serve God with all their heart because they know him, and those who seek him with all their heart because they do not know him.

People don't understand the kind of fight it takes to record what you want to record the way you want to record it.

Any artist who has that quality of timelessness has that quality because they tell the truth.

If you don't know one thing about Kid Rock it's that he's loyal. His band has been together for a long time, he stands by his friends, and the guy still lives in his home state of Michigan.

Life is like fording a river, stepping from one slippery stone to another, and you must rejoice every time you don't lose your balance, and learn to laugh at all the times you do.

The most important thing is to forecast where customers are moving, and be in front of them.

No missionary can determine the lasting effects of his or her labors.

I'm still raising kids myself, so I don't feel like a grandpa.

Hardness of heart is a dreadful quality, but it is doubtful whether in the long run it works more damage than softness of head.

In the temple we can find peace. The blessings of the temple are priceless.