I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.

As you come close to God in prayer, He brings purpose even from the brokenness of your life.

Everything, good or bad, was down to me.

This is what you are here for: to glorify God and enjoy Him thoroughly and forever, telling the universe how great God is.

To one's enemies: "I hate myself more than you ever could.

I got a nice jumper on me, and i'm not just bragging.

Today painters do not have to go to a subject matter outside of themselves. Most modern painters work from a different source. They work from within.

I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.

To babble is to make a feminine noise somewhat resembling the sound of a brook, but with less meaning.

[Health reform] will destroy the country [because] in the next year or so [America will have to] dramatically cut the military because we can't pay for it.