I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

Life is short unless agony is long.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

I've been coerced into free will.

I forgot what I was going to think.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands

They always win who side with God.

No man can exactly calculate the capacity of human genius and stupidity, nor the incapacity of will.

I think the original, 'They're the next Jane's Addiction' things that people said about us in the beginning have been pretty much wiped out.

This was on my vision board. To run out there and be hitting game winners, getting the fans riled up. When they're stomping on the floor yelling 'New York Knicks'—that's a great feeling.

I think teenagers bring a lot of intellectual sophistication. They're wrestling with big questions. It's just that, a lot of times they do that separately from adults.

If the United States is accommodating, the North Koreans become accommodating. If the United States is hostile, they become hostile.

I am everybody and every time, I always call myself by your name.

For something to be beautiful it doesn’t have to be pretty.

I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America, the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry, and of criminal inquiry too.