I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I want you to wrestle with the Bible. Do it. Wrestle until, Jacob-like, you walk with a limp ever after, and you receive the blessing of the Lord.

When you are extravagant, you can result yourself facing alot of debt and not adjust to the pursuit of happiness.

It were better to be of no church than to be bitter for any.

Navigation is power of a limited sort - it enables us to manage the immensity of the media torrent.

The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads.

Shrimp farms are a scourge on the earth, frankly, from an environmental point of view. They pour huge amounts of pollutants into the ocean. They also pollute their next-door neighbors.

Growing old-it's not nice, but it's interesting.

Youth is incredible because you really do feel invincible.

Music is hugely important to me.

If you look at a person's checkbook and datebook, you know what their religion really is.