I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

They grew

My whole life have been treated like a donkey. All I want is that one of mine - at least one - should live like a man.

He’s such an extraordinarily brilliant person that it would be terrible if he let himself do nothing in the end.

So thankful, forever blessed.

Really top-notch directors, I've often worked with them just to see how they work.

One small cloud, cast out by the herd, limps away to the west.

I like it when the deeper you go with the character, the more you see the layers start to peel away.

The imagined community of millions seems more real as a team of eleven named people.

A man who is influenced by the polls or is afraid to make decisions which make him unpopular is not a man to represent the welfare of the country.

Women are the ones that bear the greatest burden. We are also the ones who nurture societies.