I regard England as my wife and America as my mistress.

When [actors] are talking, they are servants of the dramatist. It is what they can show the audience when they are not talking that reveals the fine actor.

I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.

Actors must practice restraint, else think what might happen in a love scene.

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.

Actors and burglars work better at night.

God Only Knows the Issue.

Early in the morning, at break of day, in all the freshness and dawn of one’s strength, to read a book – I call that viciousness!

Part of the work is determining through what instrument you are playing. Actors are physical, olympian storytellers and we should be able to create entire landscapes with nothing.

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

The gift of broadcasting is, without question, the lowest human capacity to which any man could attain.

So listen, man, "weird" is my middle name. I'm ready for anything. The weirder, the better.

I like my body so much more now since having my baby.

Somebody said that Reason was dead. Reason said: No, I think not so.

Progress grows out of motion.

No issue can be negotiated unless you first have the clout to compel negotiation.