I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

Skaters are very much like peacocks.

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

Can a person steal happiness? Or is just another internal, infernal human trick?

The wold was full of us, the leftovers and the leavers, the bereaved and the broken.

The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.

I admire Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly a lot because I think they're standup guys.

Think what cowards men would be if they had to bear children. Women are altogether a superior species.

If we save the planet and have a society of inequality, we wouldn't have saved much.

Creativity is a catchall term for a variety of distinct thought processes.

The first business asset you should invest in is yourself.

Freedom always carries a burden of proof, always throws us back on ourselves.

Where else? I belong to a lost generation and am comfortable only in the company of others who are lost and lonely.