I remember, as a kid, my dad always told me, "Getting older beats the alternative." Although, now my father actually is the alternative, so I don't know what he would say. He's completely dead.

I've always been intrigued by the supernatural.

Perfect people are the scariest people to me.

Thank God I didn't put my career over family. That would have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm really happy it went the way it did.

I bring a poofy gray down jacket with me wherever I go. It's meant for winter, but I use it most in the summer, when everyone cranks up the air-conditioning.

Everything is a struggle. Everything is relative, too, so I still feel like I'm struggling, in many aspects. I'm not worried about paying my rent next month, but in about two months, we'll see.

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'

I've always surrounded myself with funny people.

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest.

I guess Judd (Apatow) is my soul mate because we have a lot of hard times, and it's great at times, too.

It is a fair summary of history to say that the safeguards of liberty have frequently been forged in cases involving not very nice people.

Now to escape involves not just running away, but arriving somewhere.

Massive Change is not about the world of design; it's about the design of the world.

I knew the way lost hopes could be dangerous, how they could turn a person into someone they never thought they'd be.

Christmas is a poor excuse every 25th of December to pick a man's pockets.

Prayer without heart is a waste to time.

My father's ashes are not yet interred.strangely, I find the fact that he isn't properly laid to rest helps me when I'm doingthis play.

I've never gotten up to see something one of my kids wanted to show me and not been rewarded.

If there's any business that instructs you in the strong hand of fate, it's show business. You can plan and plan, but it's what happens to you that really determines what your career will be like.

What is poverty, if not violence. Like, the number of people who die every year from starvation and from hunger and poverty is in the tens of millions.