I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing.

I grew up in a very old-fashioned Roman Catholic, Italian-Irish family in Philly.

My mother emails me stuff about when she finds a paparazzi photo and theyre like, his hair is out of control.

I think if you live in a black-and-white world, you're gonna suffer a lot. I used to be like that. But I don't believe that anymore.

This is what I learned at the hospital. You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.

Life's complicated and people do things for a lot of reasons.

I think I'm a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.

In a relationship you want to treat people the way you want to be treated.

I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.

Give me an authentic woman, and I'm happy.

When I'm into a woman, I literally can't stop staring. I'm like a little kid. I become completely entranced.

Forgive to be free, let go to grow like a tree.

Our life is frittered away by detail...Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity! I say, let our affairs be as two or three, and not a hundred or a thousand...Simplify, simplify!

One great error is that we suppose mankind more honest than they are.

My tenure in the Senate was really as an independent and whichever, regardless of party label.

I wasn't disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that's why I knew it just wasn't right for me.

We're setting up an urban farm for kids on more than 20 acres in New Orleans. We want to make this a world-class educational center for the community.

I just continue to be kind of disappointed that people don't realize that and try and diversify the kind of work they are doing in comics.

President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd expect - telling people, 'Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz.'

I now consider the money I put into my pension to have been a mistake.

I've said things and meant them, but I'm obviously a very confused person who has no idea how they feel about things.