I remember being in intensive care, looking at the clock and thinking 'don't go to sleep, don't go to sleep'. I can laugh about it now but I was petrified.

Everton are a bigger club than Liverpool. Everywhere you go on Merseyside you bump into Everton supporters.

With a body like he has, I want him to be a bully. But he is too nice - he is perfect son-in-law material, but I don't want a team of son-in-laws.

Players who have more great games than other players are the great players.

Today's top players only want to play in London or for Manchester United. That's what happened when I tried to sign Alan Shearer and he went to Blackburn.

Without picking out anyone in particular. I thought Mark Wright was tremendous.

The best signing I ever made at Rangers was Walter Smith.

Working with people on a field turns me on.

I chose to be in this job and things don't always go your way. But I'll keep going. As a manager you have to be optimistic and think things are going to get better.

God has given him an attitude that he can deal with anything football throws at him. (on Michael Owen)

Lionel Messi is the best player ever.

We all are characters in a movie.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

Nowadays, I could not care less about making other people like me. I'm a good person, I don't need to do that anymore.

I never weigh myself. But if I put my trousers on and they don't do up, then I don't eat until I can.

When God says no, we are sometimes tempted to wonder if He loves us. In reality, it’s because He loves us, He sometimes says no.

I am not a new journalist, whatever that is. I just sit here at the typewriter and bang away at the old forms.

Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

Liberalism has become a special kind of stupid, and it's on full display now, which I think ultimately has the potential to be a good thing.

I never saw anything more like real warfare in my life - only the attack was all on one side. The police, in spite of their numbers, apparently thought they could not cope with the crowd.