I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?

Life in California is beautiful.

I watched TV religiously when I was a kid, but nowadays - with the Internet - there's so many people writing about TV on the Internet, that everything's sort of under a magnifying glass.

Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.

I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.

I guess, yeah. I've always loved improv. It's my thing. I really like it, but I also think it has to be done well.

I think a lot of people, they don't love their jobs but they don't hate them enough to quit. So they're like, "Eh."

I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.

I've always loved improv. It's my thing.

Ricky Gervais is a genius.

Just because the summer is over doesn't mean that we should stop working out to keep ourselves in shape. Staying in shape is primarily for your health, and not just to look good on the outside.

It is not the creation of wealth that is wrong, but the love of money for its own sake.

Iran's continued pursuit of nuclear weapons, support for international terrorist organizations, and abhorrent human rights practices pose one of the greatest threats to global security.

There are a lot of things to my game I can still improve, but everyone can.

The book Love and Trouble is asserting that sexuality lives inside us, and in the culture, and in the people who do things to us - and the forms reflect that.

Does there exist a single instance of a saint asserting that he himself possessed the gift of miracles?

You will feel better in ten sessions, look better in twenty sessions, and have a completely new body in thirty sessions.

Nobody in this world possesses absolute truth.

Time's going to pass anyway, so it's prioritizing what to do with that.

The day that the Soviets officially crossed the border of Afghanistan, I wrote to President Jimmy Carter: We now have the opportunity of giving to the USSR its Vietnam war.