I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

While we mortals fumble through ambiguity, he never loses his harmony #MyExperiencewith498A

There were lies we told to save ourselves, and then there were lies we told to rescue others. What counted more, the mistruth, or the greater good?

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

Time! Joyless emblem of the greed of millions, robber of the best which earth can give.

Applaud us when we run, Console us when we fall, Cheer us when we recover.

What is the life of a man more than the life of a lamb, or any guiltless animal?

If the technocratic class often invokes technology, it is because these inanimate objects can take on a trajectory of their own and so cover for the manager's inability to give leadership.

I fear that we are living in a society, living in a world where forgiving people is becoming more and more difficult to do.

If you look at the statistics, people spend most of their time in the kitchen. Aside from the backyard, it's one of my favorite places to renovate.

I feel fine. How about you?