I remember performing on a punk stage with no mic in the middle of a mosh pit. My act was called "How to Be a Domestic Goddess."

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

True prayer is pleading with God for that which He wants to do anyway.

Never lose the childlike wonder. Show gratitude... Don't complain just work harder... Never give up.

The chihuahua and the pink velour track suit. I think it's kind of an iconic look.

Resistance is the secret of joy!

Being a head designer or art director or just even a designer, you need a certain level of experience and maturity.

Neither you nor I nor Einstein nor the Supreme Court of the United States is brilliant enough to reach an intelligent decision on any problem without first getting the facts

You know God gives me that inner strength that super strength to get through things.

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind.

It is not age which killed Boston, for no cities die of age; it is the youth of other cities.