I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

Every dead body that is not exterminated, gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill!

Dare to live by letting go.

Fear of things invisible in the natural seed of that which everyone in himself calleth religion.

If we continue to make moral judgements (and whatever we say shall in fact continue) then we must believe that the conscience of man is not a product of nature.

He ran a gas station down in St. Louis. No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.

There are no 'white' or 'coloured' signs on the foxholes or graveyards of battle.

I don't want to be rich, I just want to be loved.

I believe that modern science supports free will, in showing that the brain can act spontaneously, not only in response to external stimuli.

I love the look of planes and the idea of how a plane flies. The more I learn about it the better I feel; while I still may not like it, I have a sense of what is really happening.

The First Month of the Buhari Presidency has been far, far from inspiring