I remember seeing Eddie Murphy RAW and seeing people laughing and having a good time and that was the same response I was getting so I thought I was on to something.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

How often have I painted a splendid picture of a journey marked by courageous ascents and daring desert crossings when all along all I’ve really been doing is running?

Peace is not the absence of war, but a virtue based on strength of character.

Whatever you truly conceive of in the mind, is possible.

We often select envenomed praise which, by a reaction upon those we praise, shows faults we could not have shown by other means.

I'm convinced that, in the end, art is not for the artist but for their fellow man.

It truly sucks to doubt your friends when you only have one or two of them, I realized.

There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them.

Anger was both a disfiguring and a revealing passion.

The strain of life is what builds our strength. If there is no strain, there will be no strength.

Google never knew how successful key words would be.