I remember the average curate at home as something between a eunuch and a snigger.

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.

All millionaires love a baked apple.

To be sympathetic without discrimination is so very debilitating.

There was a pause - just long enough for an angel to pass, flying slowly.

The greatest war story ever told commemorates a war that established no boundaries, won no territory, and furthered no cause.

I trusted you with my scarsBut now I'm bleedingSaid I was your moon and you were the starsYou're so deceivingI trusted you with my scarsBut now I'm bleedingThe wound is deep Blood is seeping

It is a distortion of the notion of romantic love to want to see obedience as the quintessential expression of respect.

Your job is not done when you have determined your goal. You must also plan for and determine how it is to be accomplished. Goals and plans are meaningless if they cannot be executed successfully!

When you're a monster, you are thanked and praised for not being a monster.

I was very disenchanted in the industry for a long time before I met GaGa. Everyone wanted a "Single Ladies" for their artist, or a Puffy move.

It's nice for us to have a fresh face in the camp to bounce things off.

One day we're going to look back at $1,700 with nostalgia. People are going to be shocked at how inexpensive gold was when it could be snapped up for such a bargain price.

I do not know who I am tonight.

There are two things that you have to do in life: You have to die, and you have to live until you die. The rest is up to you.