I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

A step from the past always demands a step in the mind backed by a robust action. The very place you fall is the very place you make the first move to move.

Sacred being is beauty.

We didn't have to go looking for problems.

Resherphire: True freedom is not that which is granted by an oppressor. It is a self-evident right, not something that originates from an external force.

There are only two sides to this question. Every man must be for the United States or against it. There can be no neutrals in this war only patriots and traitors.

Less glory is more liberty. When the drum is silent, reason sometimes speaks.

You can stay young as long as you learn.

Sometimes all you can do is say, 'Wow.'

Exhausting thought, And hiving wisdom with each studious year.

The most important thing in my life is Christ.