I report the truth of what is happening here in Baghdad and will not apologize for it.

It became necessary to destroy the town to save it.

I am still in shock and awe at being fired.

I'd like to say from the beginning that the 12 years I've been coming here, I've met unfailing courtesy and cooperation, courtesy from your people and cooperation from the Ministry of Information.

Clearly, the American war planners misjudged the determination of the Iraqi forces.

There's a small island, inhabited in the South Pacific that I will try to swim to.

If democracy is the voice of the people, then the AP is its stenographer.

Only the person who is faithful to God can fulfill his course

Perhaps the most hillarious yet true advice I ever gave on marriage is this one. Don't marry because of Love, marry because of food Love fades, beauty wanes but hungry doesn't

But you built me dreams instead...

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula

You don't have to be brilliant, only a little bit wiser than the other guys, on average, for a long, long, time.

It's great to know that our old stuff still sounds good to our fans, just as it's wonderful to think that we've turned a few people on to jazz over the years.

Going to school- picking an apple Getting an education- eating it

I believe the only things that really matter in investing are the bubbles and the busts

I don’t feel in a kind of race or competition with him or anybody else, because that kind of reactive thing isn’t good, or isn’t useful for natural creative instincts

Barren, barren and trivial are these words. But not barren the experience.