I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

In fact, it was all I could do to stop myself from saying, 'I've always been a big fan of your work …

Optimism is not fantasy. It hopes for the best reality without departing from it.

Vision is tomorrow's reality expressed as an idea today.

Cinema gives you the opportunity to be both a grandparent and a grandchild whereas in life you cannot be both at the same time.

Critics have a job to do. They do not criticize you without reason.

You can get good science out of stupid questions. If someone says the world is flat, maybe in proving them wrong you can calculate the curvature of the Earth more precisely.

I'm a committed Christian. I worship in my own way. That's my business. That's not the business of the pharisees who are going to preach to me about what I do and then do something else.

Nonviolence is the law of our species as violence is the law of the brute.

The dynamics and structures found in those groups called families in our society may not be evident in those groups called families in other places and times.

I think that you can absolutely enjoy your artistic passion without seeking for the cult of celebrity.