I represent the jolly mass of mankind. I am the happy and reckless Christian.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

We've got to make change our national pastime and hold protests more regularly than weekend parties.

She almost wished she smoked, so she could lie on the car’s hood, flick a lighter, and make up names for the constellations while nicotine burned her lungs.

Luck is often just skill expressing itself without the brain’s consent.

Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.

We rely more on enthusiasm than actual skill. Whatever you do, do it enthusiastically and people will like it more.

We pray that Aung San Suu Kyi and her country are now on a path to freedom

Food is the supremest of pleasures.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

We must create world-wide law and law enforcement as we outlaw world-wide war and weapon