I request reason for your golden rule and ask the why and wherefore of your ten commandments.

Don't waste your time with people who will ultimately destroy you, but concentrate instead on those who will appreciate your responsibility to them, and, likewise, feel responsible to you.

I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.

Up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom, madness is sanity.

Be as a lion in the path. Be dangerous even in defeat.

The Atheist complains about the wind. The Christian prays for it to change. The Satanist adjusts his sails.

If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

Hate your enemy with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!

Life is the great indulgence - death the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life here and now!

Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.

There are many who would take my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.

I must have you. We must have each other. You know that, don't you? You're

By working in the morning, I find a sense of peace; it's isolated peace, but I can definitely be in touch with my feelings, and then I just start.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

For in the end, the irreality function functions as well in the face of man as in the face of the cosmos. What would we know of others if we did not imagine things?

Kindness, it turns out, is hard - it starts out all rainbows and puppy dogs, and expands to include . . . well, EVERYTHING.

Religious liberalism affirms the moral obligation to direct one's effort toward the establishment of a just and *loving* community.

The best love advice I've ever received is probably, 'I'm not leaving the relationship; I'm just leaving the house.'

Most people who travel look only at what they are directed to look at. Great is the power of the guidebook maker, however ignorant.

Christ is the clue to all that is.

All I do is stay in the kitchen and cook. I don't go there to party.