I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

That's what it means to be a man. You do what you think is right, regardless of who it hurts, and whether it works out, because in the end you have to live with yourself.

Yesterday he had limped, but today there was no part of his feet that didn't hurt, so limping did no good.

I have always felt that my work is religious, not sacrilegious.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

But those who are ready to toil in the most excellent pursuits, will not desist from the search after truth, till they get the demonstration from the Scriptures themselves.

Cable is a niche business. If you can own a niche, that can be a very strong business.

I'm not quite certain how you can force a candidate to stick by the rules.

In morals, always do as others do; in art, never.

I don't feel like I've nearly got to the place where I'm ready to even slow down.

I am in a business that's built on record sales and reputation and how your single is doing and where your song is on iTunes. But the kind of music that I do comes from my beliefs.