I respect the government of Mexico. I respect the people of Mexico. I love the people of Mexico. I have many people from Mexico working for me. They're phenomenal people.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

My girls are great at making fun of Dad. They're never impressed with anything I do. I love that. I hope that never changes.

Old women even forget how to love their sons. The heart gets worn out, Monsieur.

Remind yourself: you are not your thoughts or feelings

We're always moving forward in different places physically and psychologically.

Beerbohm was a genius of the purest kind. He stands at the summit of his art.

Jay wondered how they'd feel the morning they all woke up and realized that somehow Camelot had turned into Mordor.

You know this moment in time Is all my life Every day is each day that's passed Every person alive is everyone's who's died

The ultimate goal of a more effective and efficient life is to provide you with enough time to enjoy some of it.

And you know there’s nothing like writing a song about someone who’s mean to you, and just makes your life miserable…and then winning a Grammy for it.

These are not dark days: these are great days - the greatest days our country has ever lived.