I respect you as a person too much to respect your ridiculous beliefs.

The climate-change deniers are rapidly ending up with as much intellectual credibility as creationists and Flat Earthers. They are nudging close to having the moral credibility of Holocaust deniers.

All people deserve respect, but not all ideas do.

So the opposite of addiction is not sobriety. It is human connection.

I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.

I'm so patriotic, I think every British kid should have a chance to grow up to be our head of state.

The US head of state grew up on food stamps. The British head of state grew up on the postage stamps.

The truth emerging from this scattered picture of nuclear proliferation is simple: there is a stronger chance of a nuclear bomb being used now than at almost any point in the Cold War.

There is no denial in the dreamtime, only subconscious and spiritual truths.

All beauty, according to Lady Katchatka, had its origins in pain.

Courage that grows from constitution often forsakes a man when he has occasion for it courage which arises from a sense of duty acts in a uniform manner.

Excellent firms don't believe in excellence - only in constant improvement and constant change.

The less serious running of any description which an athlete indulges in before eighteen, the better for his future prospects.

Affection is important because it counters anger, hatred and suspicion that can prevent our minds from functioning clearly.

If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing.

Almost every natural man that hears of hell, flatters himself that he shall escape it.

Lincoln was right about not fooling all the people all the time. But Republicans haven't given up trying.

If Michaelangelo were a heterosexual, the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller.